If vampires aren’t scary enough for you, how about vampires and Richard Simmons? (Oh, and that other guy in the top left corner.) I came across this gem while searching Google Images for “evolution of the vampire.” Upon being greeted with this horror of horrors I narrowly avoided my lunch exploding across the monitor. Could it be true? Is Richard Simmons a vampire?
You can thank Melissa Montovani for finding this image.